Post-Deng Cafe

214-216 Little Bourke St

Melbourne 3000 VIC

I realized there is no structured style to my blogs and it all depends on my mood when writing one. So that being said I'm feeling about 30 degs at the moment.

Waking up late on a lazy Saturday morning and starving to death, my sister and I went in search of a place to eat. Ended up in Chinatown and since Lemon Bistro was closed for some reason (have to try another time), we ended up in Post-Deng Cafe. No, I didn't go into the place because the asian woman who always stands in front of the restaurant convinced me to. Personally I find most of them a turn off / annoying.

Having cheap lunch specials on their board was the convincing part but then inside we opted for the $12.50 per person (2 person) yum cha lunch banquet. There was another banquet called executive or business banquet for the same price.

Yum Cha Lunch Banquet

- a bowl of chicken corn soup (each)

- a plate of only 2 springrolls and 4 wontons

- a yum cha sample of a BBQ pork bun, a sweet bun, a shang hai dumpling, and those 2 other standard yum cha pieces that I can't seem to spell but you can easily work them out. (each)



- a bowl of rice or/ fried rice (each)


- unlimited chinese tea!

Verdict:

On the plus side it filled us up. On the downside most of it was way below average like I could even make better fried rice. The soup and the springrolls were average. The best part of the meal would be the yum cha items where each were atleast decent and didn't seem like they were frozen products. I could drink cups of chinese tea (as always).

From user reviews the service has been criticized and I shall second that. Though the girls seems like very nice people they were fooling around (eg. giggling, tickling, (yes, it all sounds good), and just talking loudly) when not attending customers (it wasn't busy at that time though). At one time when we wanted a chinese tea refill it took 5 mins to grab the attention of one of them because no one was even at the front half of the restaurant since I could see all of the staff gathered around the back.

Was it worth $12.50 each?

It would better to invest in maybe a nice sushi box. Melbourne Central Sushi Sushi on Lonsdale side $13.50 for the bento box...yummy! Or even the Hiyabishi box (might be spelled wrong) for $8.60 from O'Bento MC foodcourt.

The music was decent but everything else didn't seem to be up to standards. Maybe they perform better at dinner but I can't / wouldn't confirm that because I doubt I'll be going back to that place soon since there are many other better options in Chinatown.

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The London

92 Beach Street
Port Melbourne, VIC

First time out in Port Melbourne for a 20th Birthday dinner. Situated right next to the beautiful bay, The London stands with its plain exterior so why go in?

"To see is to desire, to taste is to experience." - slow88

Personally I would have rathered desired.

Liftoff! I have pictures thanks to Superman's sidekick's friend.

Food?

The London Burger
I have no picture for this burger but I can tell you Superman liked it cause it was pack full of meat. Plus it came with a FREE golf ball (which wasn't described in the menu) thanks to certified Angus Beef Australia. Thank you golf ball for reassuring me that I wasn't given fake angus beef.

The sides were wedges with a chilli sour cream dipping and it was so good that I could eat a whole bowl full (no, it does not count as junk!).

Since I took the burger and so did Superman, I didn't really like it to be honest. It was abit too much.

Chicken Parma


Fettucine with salmon

The pasta would have been better with less salmon. A reasonable sized pasta for the price you pay.

Chicken Burger (99.99% sure that this is it)

Average dish prices for the above? $17-$20.

Deco?

The London was simple and simple is never a bad thing. We were sitted downstairs but the upstairs according to their website is elegant.

Music?

Now what really made this place great while some people might hate is OLD SCHOOL MUSIC. ..Aqua, Bewitched, 80s, 90s pop OMG + videoclips. Does this mean London loves their 90s? Go London. A great way to bring back childhood memories and to get occassional friends to randomly sing it cause they just can't help it.

Service?

Service was great maybe cause it wasn't so busy. The staff were patient, friendly, gave enough space for us to enjoy, and even stuck a photo of the bday girl as requested on the birthday cake (a cheaper way to do a photo cake btw. Imagine a cake and a photo just standing on top of it instead of flat on the cake).

Would I go back?

I've decided that I shan't do this question anymore cause I'm only one person, and one person cannot represent everyone.

Is it worth it for you to try?

If you around Port Melbourne and can't decide where to go then The London is worth a try and sit outside to experience the view. The prices are reasonable with the amount of food you get and the taste.

A place to hang with friends, eat, drink,...and listen to 90s music.

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The quick, unnecessary introduction:

I've been in Melbourne for 3 years now and lived in the city for 2. I don't go around eating much though. Wish I could. So beware if things do get abit slow around here.

I have no grammer and sentence structure so if you get annoyed by missing commas (which I ignore the proper use of), and the over-use of 'ands',...

"WELCOME TO MELB-LICIOUS where all you get are food reviews and not english classes."

The purpose of this blog being written by someone who seems to write too much:

Being a student I require food in my tummy and sometimes I can't be bothered to cook at home or bring sandwiches to uni. I wouldn't say this blog is aimed more towards students or else I would be blogging Maccas and their Happy Meals (though their $1.95 double beef and cheese ain't so bad). I can't anyways cause my 09' resol is still in effect - 'no junk meals'.

I shall stop writing and hope you enjoy this food blog on Melbourne food as much as I hope to enjoy writing it. Please, please, please contribute by posting comments and letting me know there are readers.

Red Silks Restaurant & Bar

101/200 Bourke Street MELB, VIC

Sadly this first post contains no pictures because the first thing you should learn about me is that I'm embarrassed to take photos of food which would make this food blog boring.

"How am I suppose to choose what to eat if I can't see what it looks like in the menu? So how the heck is this guy going to convince me to eat there if there ain't any bloody pictures?"

A good excuse though would be that I didn't have a camera on me. I promise I'll try my best to get over my fear of taking pictures.

I remember coming to this place almost 2.5 years ago for the first ever Friday night dinner with my then-new uni friends but I was too cheap to even try anything. Today, Superman wanted to try it cause he heard it was popular with asian students... so it must be cheap. "Wait?" you ask..."Aren't you asian?" Yes I am.

Food Ordered: Red Silk Special Braised Pork ($20), Char Kui Teow ($8.50), XO sauce and crab meat chinese donut (NOTE: something like that haha) ($17).

Total Cost: Hmm taking away the Long Island Ice Tea cocktail ($12), that would be $45.50.

No. Of People Eating: 3.

Who? Me, my sister, and Superman.
Why Who? So you know who we are and what kindof food critic we are.

So...what did we think?

Red Silk Special Braised Pork:
Slices of pork + sauce +... wait for it...half an apple sliced into small thin pieces. Did it work? To a certain extent...wouldn't order it again but that would be cause I would want to try everything else of the menu first. The pork wasn't chewy and cooked very nicely. Something was missing though... Sis kept eating the apple slices, maybe cause we never really take fruit. Not to mention there was abit of chinese veges hidden below the reasonable serving of pork and the second thing to know about me is that I love chinese my chinese veges (especially chinese broccoli).

Char Kui Teow:
Dessert House is cheap and serves heaps. Red Silk is even cheaper (by a dollar I would think), serving is smaller (3 almost filled rice bowls), but I would have to say it was better than most places I've tried. It is what you want your char kui teow to be and a tad bit better.

XO sauce and crab meat chinese donut:
So glad we picked it cause it wasn't something I've ever tried before and I ate all the sauce which can't be healthy for me if I just ate the sauce. The donut was different and I like different. For $17 I would say this is more worth it than the pork. We got about 7-8 reasonable sized chinese donuts in a plate of yummy sauce.

Setting?

We sat inside because it was 37 deg today in Melbourne so yeah...we were asked whether we wanted inside or outside on the balcony, and Superman replied outside...the waiter asked again whether he was sure. Pictures of the place can be seen on other websites so you can be the judge. Deco wasn't so bad and the music was irritating at first. The third thing you should know about me is that I dislike music without words.

It wasn't full at the time so I can't really say what it would be like when RMIT / international students flock in.

Would I go back?

My sis said she would and I probably would too if I had the money to order the main dishes (since Red Silk main dishes tries to be different to your typical asian restaurant). If you are looking for a quick eat though and not so fussy on serving portions, based on the Char Kui Teow I would recommend the smaller one person dish where the prices fall around $8.50.

"One review under my belt makes me a food critic right?"